Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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