he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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