the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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