either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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