Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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