it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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