whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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