You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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