3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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