going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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