people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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