So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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