he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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