I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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