Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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