Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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