I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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