We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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