Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
be right there i have to get my cape
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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