Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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