She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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