The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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