Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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