u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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