I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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