You can't motorboat a personality
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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