when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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