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Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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