well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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