anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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