Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She announced her abortion via fbk
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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