wrigley field is MILF paradise
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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