I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
