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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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