I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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