She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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