only if we run a train.
done.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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