Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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