i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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