Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The air was thick with penises
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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