Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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