My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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