I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
so much tequila, so little girl.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
