nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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