so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
should my penis look like a turkey
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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