She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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