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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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