The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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