i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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