I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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