he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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