p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Randomize
