I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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