it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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