this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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