Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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